FX Adventures

FX Adventures

Inspired by Ayn's "Deli Dos", here's my own share of inspirational and educational quotes stolen from eavesdropping and taking notes inside an FX shuttle. Sorry, 3 lines lang to' pero tawa tayo!!!

1. I never intended to eavesdrop until she spoke loudly and said, "OK... I'll meet you there (pronounced "dur") at exactly o'clack."

2. Seemed like an overseas call from her Mom, this Ale with a bisaya accent said, "...oh it's depend to the embassy... ebrytings pine... i'm so tired ( --> quick follow up) bery mach..."

3. This manong who seemed to have just finished hybernating, and was trying to do small talk and "bond" with the FX driver, saw SM North's parking lot with sign, 'Please pay as you enter'. Manong said, "Aba, ok ah. 'Please pay as you ENTRY'. Pati parking ngayon may bayad na."

Moral lesson: mahirap mag-isa lalo na kung magpipigil ka ng tawa.